boh-liao!
really boh-liao now...just wanna tell u guys AGAIN that i've moved my blog to http://wenphei.blogspot.com alright...pls....don't...ask me again..i'll explode if anyone asks one more time...haha! cheerio~~!!
really boh-liao now...just wanna tell u guys AGAIN that i've moved my blog to http://wenphei.blogspot.com alright...pls....don't...ask me again..i'll explode if anyone asks one more time...haha! cheerio~~!!
As of 12.12.2005, I'll be updating my blog on http://wenphei.blogspot.com yups? Read the first blogpost and you'll understand (well, partly or vaguely) why I've moved. Cheerio!
The Year That Has Been (blogpost dedicated to dearie Emily J)
Reflecting on the year that has past doesn’t necessarily have to be done on the last day of the year, what. So clichéd! Hence as follows.
Singapore
God bless good people I know. And shun bian bless me also, huh?
yupzz...while I'm trying to bluff my way through the exams...here's some stuff for you all to play around with while I hiatus-on-in lieu of the exams...Thought I'd give you all some insight on how my life has been for the past two weeks..:P
1.Living in S'pore & still learning to live like a good girl should
2. Going back to JB to Raya!! Also to pig out at Sir Ismail's house and chow down all his goodies
3. NOT eating yummy-lookin noodles prepared by Sir's wife for the 2nd consecutive year as to avoid beef..(she forgot..waaa)
4. Occasionally getting reminders from the S'pore Govt that you've sold your soul to them
5. Playing the fool at home (JB home) to destress
6. Getting ultra heavy and dark eye bags because of last-minute mugging..bummer.
7. Trying to comprehend this book: Textbook of Medical Physiology...by Guyton and Hall. Every med student's WORST nightmare
8. Pigging out..again...at auntie's office.
9. More mugging~!!
10. Doing laundry after a rainy week
10 photos...that's it. Time to mug...2 hours from now...will be my DOOMSDAY...until then...tartar..
*i DoN't wAnNa Be A BaD GirL*
*GooD gIrLs Go To HEaVen*
*BuT BaD GiRlS gO eVeRYWhErE*
Answers to your questions about Hualala Wuxia Story
1. There has been a hiatus to the story because I'm having exams. Will continue.
2. Hualala Wuxia will evolve. Lady Hualala will have a love rival. Rotiboi will return with an accomplice.
3. There will be new enemies, love liasions and cameos.
4. Every character in Hualala Wuxia is based on somebody I know. So if a character reminds you of someone, it's most likely to be THAT someone.
5. Yes, Brother Smarty IS based on a teacher.
6. I had originally intended to name Brother Smarty 'Brother Yellow Smarty'.
7. There will be a love interest for one of the other two POWERPIAK GIRLS.
8. No, I am NOT cameo-ing myself anytime soon.
8 is an auspicious number to end. anybody has any ideas on how the story should run, msn me at june_wenphei@hotmail.com. so there! until i write again.
thanks to readers ( i appreciate comments, i really do! :) )
with love to all the friends i know,
wenphei.
Lady Toilette and Lady Sisihaha thus landed with their friend, Brother Smarty from the Yellow Daily Bread Clan.
"Haiya Lady Hualala!" hails Lady Toilette. "Whats da happen?"
"Heeeeelp! This siao kia keep pelting me with roti..." screams Lady Hualala, in the midst of running away from the various types of roti, including pork floss roti, hotdog roti, kaya roti, baguette, croissant and what not lah, all flying at top speed towards her direction.
"Aiya! Nvm lah! Tell you what, we brought Brother Smarty with us! Hearsay he also roti expert, sure can help you overcome this Rotiboi's shameless roti skills one!" exclaims Lady Toilette
Brother Smarty takes a solemn step forward. The atmosphere suddenly becomes silent, the air is filled with a cool, calm aura. Steadfast winds blow and raise the edges of his long priestly robe gently. His Ekin Cheng-like hair teases his eyebrow. He lifts his eye.
"Aiyak," the man says in a strong, almost pungent, nasal voice. "Wind so strong, blow people's robe, later 'zhou kuang' lah."
The 3 ladies (and even Rotiboi) could only -_-lll .
"~~Weii~~~Can you please show off your whatever skill or not??" whispers Lady Sisihaha in a hushed, nervous tone.
"Orr...ok...Ghhmmmmmmrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Brother Smarty semi-squats and 'keks' until his face turns blue.
Immediately his nose hair grows and grows, and changes into various colours until they reach the ground. Brother Smarty's expression changes from docile to menacing.
"Groooooooooaaarrrr! Try my 6-Rainbow Colour Piakpiak Nose Hair Fly-all-over-the-place Yellow Skill!
Rotiboi laughs.
"You think your skill's name so bloody long then I takut laah?? Haha...ka marilah kamu ini, kamu yang bulu hidungnya panjang....See how your whatever roti skill will be able to defeat my Flying Batu Roti Stance!"
With a swing of the head, Brother Smarty whacks Rotiboi off the cliff with his colourful nose hair. The impact was strong enough to catch Rotiboi off-guarded and make him lose his footing and roll down the cliff. Immediately Lady Sisihaha throws her leftover mantous from last night's sales into the direction of Rotiboi. "Nah! have a taste of your own medicine baaa!" laughs Lady Sisihaha in a scornful manner.
Yet Rotiboi was a tough-enough wuxia hero, and he mananged to find his footing and bounce back like a hog on a trampoline. But as he soared in the air, with the intention of whacking Brother Smarty, Lady Sisihaha subdues him again with her Electrifying Stare-At-You Stance, sending megavolts of electricity into Rotiboi's direction with her eyes..and Rotiboi drops like a hot potato into the arms of Lady Toilette.
"Muahahahaha! Rotiboi! Madammonsieur get to KIAP you at last~! Vava Voom!!" says Lady Toilette in a harsh, menacing, almost-cheeko-boh tone.
Immediately Lady Toilette, with the dexterity of a slithering cobra, wraps herself around Rotiboi and executes her cruel Kiap Ka Le Si Kiau-kiau Stance.
As the finale stance of the Powerpiak Girls, the Kiap Ka Le Si Kiau-kiau Stance never fails to traumatise its victims. Bruised, battered and bewildered by the power of the Powerpiak Girls (and the immense length of Brother Smarty's nose hair), Rotiboi silently sheds a tear, and mutters.."All I wanted was to get a wife...what did I do to deserve this...Mengappaaaa harusss chintaaa??"
(Moral of the story: Bread was never a good way to pick up girls with in the first place.)
Rotiboi was never to be seen again.
But will he return with an accomplice?
Time will tell. In the meantime, all will be calm in the World of Wuxia for Lady Hualala, Lady Sisihaha, Lady Toilette and their good friend Brother Smarty.
"Walieuuu eh!" exclaims Lady Hualala in pain. "Which basket fellow hutt my head with this stinking roti???"
Lady Hualala turns around, and sees a man in the not-too-far-away distance. "Woei, you there!" shouts Lady Hualala. "Who the f....ish are you??"
"I am Rotiboi," says the man in a thick funny accent.
Rotiboi (character played by Andy Lau) is actually a highly-revered wuxia hero in the pugilistic world. Rotiboi started from humble beginnings as a son to a Chinese bread-maker based in Indonesia (don't ask why, or how). As Rotiboi grew up, he experimented with the various types of stances one could practice with the hard, dry and hardly platable roti his father used to make. After his father passed on, he carried on with the family trade, putting effort into perfecting his very own stance, which he later named as Flying Batu Roti Stance.
"Piang eh! Rotiboi?? HAHAHA~!! What kind of name is that? And why do you attack me with a roti??" says Lady Hualala.
"Yaaaa betul, Lady Hualala. There is a purpose kenapa aku ke sini."
"What purpose lah?? And can you not am-chio like that ah? Look like cheekopek!"
Rotiboi starts to laugh the way the pugilistic men always do ("wuah hah hah hah hah *strokes beard*")
"Sabenarrrrnya Cik Puan Chantekk Hualala, I came here all the way from the far land of Indonesia to ask for your hand in marriage lah. Your beauty never fails to mesmerise me.Oh, Cik Puan Hualala yang lawar orrrrangnya, tak rasakah kamu we two berry berry COMPATIBLE? You throw mooncake, I throw roti. You so pretty, I so lengzai..."
"PUIII~!!" spits Lady Hualala in disgust. "If you wanna marry me, try my Mooncake Fly-fly Whoosh in the Air Stance!!"
17 mooncakes appear out of nowhere and whirl toward Rotiboi. But at the blink of an eye, Rotiboi pulls out his 25-inch baguette and slashes all 17 mooncakes into pieces the size of rice grains.
Lady Hualala panics. Never before has she met such a powerful opponent who not only doesn't dodge, but is able to slash her powerful turbo-speed killer mooncakes!!
Desperate for help, she summons the other two POWERPIAK GIRLS, Lady Sisihaha and Lady Toilette, by hitting her fists on her heaving chest and hollering... "ohh....ohh ee ohh ee ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
Immediately, the skies turn a crimson red. In the horizon, two gigantic figures can be seen.
But, no wait! There are three figures flying towards Lady Hualala! Besides Lady Sisihaha and Lady Toilette, who else can it be? Who did they bring along?
to be continued...
Long, long, LOOOONG ago, when dragons flew in the skies, and wuxia heroes fight against each other until they chia-lat chia-lat whack each other up with 10-feet long whips and titanium swords, when peasants sold charsiew baos by the roadside and chio-bus were all the ku-niang type, there lived a sibeh-chio wuxia lady by the name of Lady Hua Lala Blue Moon Moon (character played by Fiona Chew).
Lady Hua Lala Blue Moon Moon (Hualala for short) was renowned for her famous Mooncake Fly-fly Whoosh In the Air Stance, a stance where she would send mooncakes flying in the air, and hit her opponents with them, killing them instantly as the forceful blow of the high-speed mooncake would be shoved down their throats, lodged tightly at the bifurcation of the oesophagus into the left and right bronchii.
Lady Hualala was also renowned for her *cough cough argkkoffkoffkoff aherkk aherrk* BEAUTY, as countless Wuxia heroes far and wide across continents seek her hand in matrimony. But Lady Hualala would only marry the Man who could defeat her Mooncake Fly-fly Whoosh In the Air Stance. But none could. All her suitors died in her hands, as the Mooncake Fly-fly Whoosh In the Air Stance was too forceful for them. Lady Hualala would sometimes wonder whether her Mooncake Fly-fly Whoosh In the Air Stance would lead her to a life of eternally doomed spinsterhood.
Now Lady Hualala had a bosom friend named Lady Sisihaha (character played by Li Xiyi), who disguised herself as a mantou-seller at the Silk Road, codenamed Mantou-mei. Lady Sisihaha's most powerful stance was Electrifying Stare-At-You Stance (her powerful big eyes could kill..literally)
Another bosom friend of hers was Lady Toilette (character played by Yap El Fuon) codenamed Toil Lat., a French lady disguised as a Mongolian loan shark (complete with a real beard growing on her chin), based in Silk Road. Lady Toilette's most powerful stance was Kiap Ka Le Si Kiau-kiau Stance, a stance where she would kiap her enemies until they die of shock. Lady Toilette was not a wuxia lady from birth but a traumatic experience during her childhood made her vow to learn the Kiap Ka Le Si Kiau-kiau Stance which was used by her attacker to, well, attack her.
Together, Lady Hualala, Lady Sisihaha and Lady Toilette form the all-powerful, fearless and butt-slashing...POWERPIAK GIRLS.
One fine morning, when Lady Hualala was hanging her underwear to dry at her sprawling Flowery Universe Mansion, a flying roti hits her from behind. Intinctively she turns around...and the attacker turns out to be no other than........
TO BE CONTINUED..
I am So In Love
With ZCHEN~~!!!!
Yup, I think most should have known by now that I went to watch the ZChen "Happiness" Promo Concert at NUS Temasek Hall...Oh YUM YUM~!! (Badly taken pictures of the concert coming soon at this space)
ZChen isn't really one of your regular good-looking wide-eyed boy next door. Nonetheless after after coming into close proximity with him I feel that he possess a certain X-factor, bad-boy looking yet good-boy sounding, manly (yes, MANLY~!!) persona. Not to mention a wonderful sense of humour and that ever-cute Malaysian accent when he speaks~~!!!
ooohhhh...
I LIKE.
You see, we med students don't have it any easier or any different from the rest of you. We have deadlines, sucky lectures, happy-go-lucky-I'm-not-gonna-study-dammit kind of classmates, bad hair days, horrible timetable schedules....and the list goes on.
So when we have no time to shop, watch movies, go blading etc to destress our poor wretched souls....we tell each other lame jokes, and get ourselves in the lamest in situations.
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A: Let's go to Malaysia to climb a mountain of something after our first MBBS exam. WP go find out details for us since you're Malaysian, haha...
WP: who me?
A: *Smiles sweetly* yaaaaa~~.
WP: uh...ok. *Thinks* how about Gunung Lambak? It's a terrific place for some moderate climbing and the scenery's excellent.
WT: sounds good.
MJ: Yeah, good idea! I'm in for it.
HS: *whiney tone* haa....mountain climbing arr *worried look* wo hui bu hui zai na li si... (will I die there?...)
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(In the Anatomy Hall, where the human cadavers are...obviously.)
Mr X: Hey...*holding an organ, partially cut open)...there's something inside this..attached to the wall....what is it huh?
Somebody at the back: Maybe some valve or something.
Mr X: *attempts to stick his little finger into the orifice* I can't seem to pull it out to see it clearly.
Somebody else: Don't pull lah.
Mr X: Ooops.
Mr X holds something between his thumb and index finger. It was the *whatever thing* that he was trying to pull out (without detaching it from the organ, of course.). The part was already detached from the poor organ.
Mr X: Uh-oh. (Understatement of the Year)
Professor, in the meantime has finished talking, and is about to turn back and refer to the cadaver.
Mr X quickly stuffs the torn organ part into the cadaver's mouth.
WP: Oh....my.....God.
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MJ: Hey, WP, are you already ok or not? (Blogger's note: I was unwell a couple of days before this conversation took place)
WP: Yup, I went to the doc and got some meds.
MJ: So what's wrong with ya, actually?
WP: Apparently, viral gastroenteritis. Possibly from inflammation of the gastric wall, possibly the duodenum also, due to viral infection of *virus name* or *bacteria's name*. He put me on a daily course of antacs and *drug's name*.
MJ: I hate talking to medical students.
(Blogger's note: MJ is also a med student)
Your desk will never be empty again after getting into med school
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Things I hate in the course of studying meds in NUS
1. Printing my own lecture notes. I pay S$83K a year for these people to tell me to print my own notes. Baaaaaasket.
2. Studying in the Med library (as if that wasnt pathetic enough)...and having the fellow next to you snoring at 150dB.
3. Waiting for the bus...at 12pm and 5pm. It's a jungle out there.
4. Queuing for the washrooms at peak hours (10am,11am,12pm)...if you happen to see me turn blue at the cheeks, do let me go first. Please.
Things I enjoy doing in the course of studying medicine
1. Witnessing the process of, well, processing a cadaver.
2. Learning anatomy.
3. Seeing medical staff who are 60,70 years old and are still passionate and enthusiatic about their jobs.
4. Running (yes, running!) all the way to National University Hospital's 7-Eleven to buy a mug of fresh, piping-hot mashed potato on a cold rainy morning...during our breakneck 5-minute break.
5. Having lunch at the NUH staff canteen. Much better food there than th Science canteen, sorry to say.
6. Ogling at the male medical students who are in the clinical years immaculately dressed and suave, doing their rounds in NUH and swinging their oh-so-cheem-looking stethoscopes, so MANLY oh my God I shouldn't be writing this
Until I write again, cheerio.
